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Taming of the Shrew: How I kicked my hair’s butt

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Attention menfolk if you feel you have complete control over your hair I bow down to you and offer you the utmost respect with more than a wee bit of jealously and a hint of skepticism.   My reality is quite different. Let me first focus on the positive. While bald is beautiful, my head is shaped like a lumpy cantaloupe and as such it demands optimal coverage. I am proud of my full head of hair I simply struggle to feel I am in a mutually committed and equally respectful relationship with it. Translation… my hair does what it damn well pleases!

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Taming of the Shrew – I might not have the most fashion forward hair but it now under control

Now the good news — Billy Jealousy Slush Fund Styling Mud

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“Step away from your everyday styles, and dip into something a little more daring. This versatile clay pomade brings high hold and low shine to hair of any length, with an elastic texture that keeps hair in place without any rigidity. Conditioning vitamins keep strands healthy, while lanolin wax and castor seed oil make them behave.”

Translation… My hair is no longer in charge!

How to Use

Scoop out a small amount and work into damp or dry hair, styling as desired. This product goes on shiny but will quickly turn matte.

Ingredients

Water, Lanolin Wax, Ricin us Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PVP, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth-25, Polyquaternium-11, VP/VA Copolymer, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Polysorbate 80, Ozokerite, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carnauba Wax, Dimethicone, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclohexasiloxane, Polyquaternium-37, Panthenol, Chondrus Crispus, Carrageenan) Extract, Arctostaphylos Uva Ursi (Bearberry) Leaf Extract, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract, Calendula Officinalis (Marigold) Flower Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Sodium Benzoate, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Red 4, Blue 1, Yellow 5

Will I ever be remembered for my epic hair? I doubt it. Can I walk into a room feeling as if I have tamed the wild beast atop my head? Absolutely and for that… Billy it’s time to make them jealous…

NOTE: No hair was harmed in the creation of this post nor was I paid to write it

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